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Just Clowning Around--What do you get when you cross...

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Posted on 07/22/2010
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Q: What do you get when you cross a praying mantis with a termite?

A: A bug that says grace before he eats your house.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a centipede?

A: A drumstick for everybody.

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a sea gull?

A: I don't know either.... but I sure hope it never flies over my house.

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a peanut butter sandwich?

A: A peanut butter sandwich that never forgets or an elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth.

Q: What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

Q: What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?

A: About half way.

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